WILL the THRILL says:
Give a man a choice between a woman and a pizza, and it could go either way. Depending on what’s on top.
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WILL the THRILL says:
Give a man a choice between a woman and a pizza, and it could go either way. Depending on what’s on top.
A massive body caused a massive fire at a crematorium. Who says you can’t start a fire without a spark? That gives a whole new meaning to “Burnin’ down the house”. Mmmmmm… s’mores (with an aftertaste).
My wife is named Victoria, and her “secret” is that she wears Old-Lady underwear.
You know, one of the toughest things in the world is throwing a surprise party for a psychic.
The Giants won again Wednesday night. San Francisco is bursting with pride and plan a parade to celebrate. It’ll be the first Pride Parade with no naked people.
Talk about a mega-Persecution Complex. I have a friend named Carl who lives in…CARLSBAD, CA.
Seems like many of the same people whose retirement plan is to win the lottery are also convinced they’re going to get Ebola
Computer companies are paying female employees to freeze their eggs, stay on the job longer, and have kids later. Called the saggy-breast-parachute. When your boobs reach the top of your lap, you retire your laptop.