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  1. A massive body caused a massive fire at a crematorium. Who says you can’t start a fire without a spark? That gives a whole new meaning to “Burnin’ down the house”. Mmmmmm… s’mores (with an aftertaste).

  2. The Giants won again Wednesday night. San Francisco is bursting with pride and plan a parade to celebrate. It’ll be the first Pride Parade with no naked people.

  3. Computer companies are paying female employees to freeze their eggs, stay on the job longer, and have kids later. Called the saggy-breast-parachute. When your boobs reach the top of your lap, you retire your laptop.

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