Can’t beat that A-Rod!

BILL WILLIAMS says:

A-Rod is serious about his return to Major League Baseball next year. Serious enough to make him train like an NFL player. Already beat up three girlfriends, and all three have agreed to marry him.


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Can’t beat that A-Rod! — 10 Comments

  1. There’s a new film coming out about a sinister doll that gets sick during a balloon ride–it’s called ‘Upchucky.’

  2. The U.S. population grew by only .71 percent in the year ending July 1, the slowest rate since 1937. Michelle Duggar must have reached menopause.

  3. Seattle has taken a stand against racism and discrimination by changing Columbus Day to Indigenous Peoples’ Day. I guess this means no Indigenous Peoples’ Day white sales.

  4. Carlos Slim, the richest man in the world, thinks we’d all be better off if we slowed down and worked less. Apparently, Congress agrees.

  5. U.S. Marshals found that a prisoner taken from his cell to a Washington D.C Superior court arrived at court carrying a loaded gun. Is the Secret Service in charge of D.C. jails too?

  6. A French doctor was suspended after his penis enlargement procedure left a patient with an “irregularity” in his sexual organ. The patient’s penis is now cockeyed.

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