JANICE HOUGH says:
Two passengers who were vomiting on the plane caused an entire United flight from Brussels to Newark to be quarantined for several hours on arrival. If vomit is enough to spark Ebola fears these days, there are going to be a lot of delays for folks flying home from Las Vegas.
The republican national party changed their campaign schedule to allow their members to compete in the “Special Olympics Southern California Unified Soccer Western League Finals”. They’ve yet to win an award, but remember this is a group known for beating dead horses.
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So, I ran over a drunk in the highway, named Ash. It was really not my asphalt!
A Virginia man has paid $25K to see ‘Rock of Ages’ 500-plus times. To pay that much to see ‘Rock of Ages’ he must be stoned.
Rumors are swirling that North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been deposed. His new name will be Kim Jong Un-seated.
Rumors are swirling that North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un has been deposed. Now we know where the head of the Secret Service found a new job.
A Cleveland woman is suing a local sperm bank claiming she ordered a specific kind of sperm and they gave her the wrong kind of sperm, resulting in the wrong kind of baby. She says if she wanted any old kind of sperm she would have dated One Direction?
Get ready for Halloween, because this year it’s “Trick” or “Tweet.” @themayorcarmel Punks on lawn made my day. #Apples #Razorblades.
FDA inspectors found an Atlanta fortune cookie factory was overrun with vermin. That explains why each misfortune cookie contains the message, “Make sure you have your affairs in order.”