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  1. Two United Airlines passengers were quarantined in New Jersey after one person exhibited symptoms of the Ebola virus. Turns out the passenger got sick when told the amount of his baggage fee.

  2. The NFL has officially banned Beats headphones. It’s an eight game suspension for wearing Beats, but only two games if you beats your girlfriend.

  3. Autumn is also the season of my life. I’m wrinkled, flushed, and tend to fall down in the front yard. Soon enough, someone will stuff me in a bag and burn my old ass.

  4. A man killed his friend with his bare hands after finding out he “poked” his girlfriend on Facebook. Fittingly, he now sits in the pokey.

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