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  1. Doctors in Kyrgyzstan removed a nine-pound hairball from the stomach of an 18-year-old after she could no longer eat, drink, or go in her litter box.

  2. China’s Communist Party said 10,000 pigeons released for National Day celebrations underwent an “anal security check.” Fortunately, they only found stool.

  3. Just days after a female intruder was found in Keanu Reeves’ library, a second naked woman broke into the actor’s home. Wow, I had no idea Keanu Reeves employed the Secret Service.

  4. NASA says Curiosity, Mars rover spotted a “remarkably spherical” object on the surface of the Red Planet. After closer examination they dismissed it as just another Derek Jeter home run.

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