BILL WILLIAMS says:
Kim Kardashian wants to appear on an episode of Downton Abbey. This is very exciting. She’ll finally have a costar with a bigger butt than her. Wellington, the carriage horse.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
Kim Kardashian wants to appear on an episode of Downton Abbey. This is very exciting. She’ll finally have a costar with a bigger butt than her. Wellington, the carriage horse.
McDonald’s restaurants in Hong Kong have unveiled the Batman burger. Unfortunately, the high cost has some customers feeling like McDonald’s is robin them.
Hol-ree Cow! Time to go to Led Lobin then! 😉
Researchers in the UK developed a burger containing human “meat.” Yuck. When I go to the Golden Arches, I do NOT want a Quarter Pounder of Flesh.
Hey WtT: Hannibal Lecter always orders the Filet of Flesh at MacD’s.
Good Luck to the Tigers Will! Being a Red Sox fan, I can’t cheer for the Oreos.
Theo Epstein said the Cubs’ “goal is the NL Central title next year.” And millions of women are thinking “Yeah, our goal was to marry George Clooney too.”
Some cynics are claiming that Chelsea Clinton’s baby was perfectly timed for media impact. Ridiculous. As if anyone looking for maximum publicity would ever time an event to coincide with George Clooney’s wedding.
Michael Phelps was arrested this week for his 2nd DUI. Clearly this man would be better off sticking to pot.
Director of the Secret Service has just resigned. Seems no one was on the fence about her future at The White House.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has been hospitalized with two broken ankles, apparently from wearing heels and being overweight. When his ankle extension surgery is completed, he will be the same height as his buddy Dennis Rodman.
Fans of the Kansas City Chiefs broke a Guinness book record for loudest stadium noise level at 142.2 decibels. Of course this noise record would be absolutely demolished by Dublin, Ireland’s 82,300 seat Croke Park if they ever ran out of Guinness there.
Tiger Woods wants to open a restaurant near his home in Jupiter, Florida. Rumor has it that it will be a golf themed Perkins pancake house.
Will Bubba Watson open a Waffle House nearby?
Pessimists say genetically modified food could cause men to grow breasts. So what’s the problem?
Sure Bill, I get it, I’ll have three times the things to play with that I have now, I may never see the sun again…
Tiger Woods will open a restaurant in 2015. He began hiring waitresses today.
Right on Gary; so they will start serving before the restaurant even opens, right?
These servers better hope that his customers tip better than Eldrick does. 8-(
LOL, TC!
Bad news: Michael Phelps arrested for DUI. Good news: While intoxicated, Michael Phelps did not get charged for doing the breast stroke.
Maybe he should eat organically modified food.
you can still drive and do the breast stroke with your gf, as long as you still have one hand on the wheel.
The Pentagon announced another air strike designed to improve security. This time they hit Secret Service headquarters.