TERRY ETTER says:
India has put a satellite in orbit around Mars. And another call center is launched.
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TERRY ETTER says:
India has put a satellite in orbit around Mars. And another call center is launched.
Good one, Terry!
George Clooney got married Saturday. Sorry ladies, no more dates for movie premieres, charity events, and proms.
My wife is from the UK. I sold her bug collection to pay the bills. Now she says that just wasn’t Cricket.
I met a pharmacist through online dating. She’s a liar. The woman says she works in a drug-free environment.
I’d really like to watch chefs make linguine and clams on the Food Network at 10 pm tonight, but it’s pasta my bedtime.
North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has reportedly gained a lot of weight. Looks like he will need to cut out sweets including his favorite candy bar Baby Ruthless.
North Korean leader Kim Jung Un has reportedly gained a lot of weight. Looks like he will need to stop eating his favorite dish: dictator tots.
In 1969 Governor Ronald Reagan released hundreds of California mental patients into the streets. Later that year FOX News was born.
The iPhone 6 bends when carried in a back pocket. One day in Kim Kardashian’s back pocket turned hers into an oPhone.
Funny, Bill!
A Danish guy tried to sell his amputated leg on Ebay but was rejected because they don’t sell body parts. He did finally sell it to Oscar Pistorius who plans on using it to kick ass in prison.