Bigfoot going rogue! — 13 Comments

  1. Ramen Noodles contain about 3,000 grams of sodium. Since I eat them 5 days a week, I may just be the best preserved man in the room.

  2. Barry Manilow’s latest album features duets with deceased legends like Whitney Houston, Louis Armstrong, and Keith Richards.

  3. An incredibly rare white whale was spotted recently off the coast of Russia. So that’s where Chris Christie spent his summer vacation.

  4. A Florida woman spent $20,000 to have a third breast implanted in the middle of her chest. In a related story, a Florida man spent $30,000 for a third hand.

  5. Walt Disney first created cartoon character Oswald the Rabbit, not Mickey Mouse. Imagine poor Oswald’s rep following the JFK Assassination…

  6. McDonald’s was considering a new menu called McBrunch but had to can it when Scotland voted to stay in the U.K. They had first rights to McChicken.

  7. A Spanish man was sentenced to jail after stealing an $823 cured ham. Ironically, I expect this ham thief to get porked in prison.

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