GARY BACHMAN says:
Researchers claim there is evidence of a Russian Bigfoot. Evidence includes hair samples, footprints, and an eyewitness sighting by Sarah Palin.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Researchers claim there is evidence of a Russian Bigfoot. Evidence includes hair samples, footprints, and an eyewitness sighting by Sarah Palin.
Ramen Noodles contain about 3,000 grams of sodium. Since I eat them 5 days a week, I may just be the best preserved man in the room.
Barry Manilow’s latest album features duets with deceased legends like Whitney Houston, Louis Armstrong, and Keith Richards.
An incredibly rare white whale was spotted recently off the coast of Russia. So that’s where Chris Christie spent his summer vacation.
A Wisconsin man experiences over 100 orgasms a day. He’s had more semen in his pants than Paris Hilton during shore leave.
A Florida woman spent $20,000 to have a third breast implanted in the middle of her chest. In a related story, a Florida man spent $30,000 for a third hand.
In a related story, Wisconsin man experiences 33 and 1/3 more orgasms a day.
Fall weather is bringing rodents into my home. I really am disturbed to think I’m providing a mouse-pad.
Nice, Will!
Walt Disney first created cartoon character Oswald the Rabbit, not Mickey Mouse. Imagine poor Oswald’s rep following the JFK Assassination…
McDonald’s was considering a new menu called McBrunch but had to can it when Scotland voted to stay in the U.K. They had first rights to McChicken.
Black hot dogs top Tokyo Disney’s Halloween menu. Black wieners?–look for a visit by the Kardashian sisters.
Starbucks is testing a latte that tastes like beer–and is priced like champagne.
A Spanish man was sentenced to jail after stealing an $823 cured ham. Ironically, I expect this ham thief to get porked in prison.