Indiana Wants Me. — 13 Comments

  1. A paper grocery bag has a warning label that says “Please Hold Both Handles.” Are they saying you are a complete idiot, and we need to instruct you how to hold a bag? Things like this make me go on a…tear.

    • I’m working on a video today, we’re shooting in the molecular biology science building on the campus of UCLA. In the men’s restroom they have (no joke) an 8 panel cartoon explaining how to wash your hands, I suggested that they could save money by using a simple illustration of how not to pee on your fingers.
      After a day here, I’m beginning to understand why people cheer for USC.

  2. Scotland decided to take the easy way out and voted to stick with Queen Elizabeth. So I guess we know what they don’t have under those kilts.

  3. The first person to buy an iPhone 6 dropped it on live TV. Fortunately, no damage was done to the Tampa Bay wide receiver’s phone.

  4. Johnny Manziel put his gold Rolex on his Heisman Trophy. Perhaps he should consider putting it on his wrist so he isn’t late for team meetings.

  5. Researchers claim there is evidence of a Russian Bigfoot. Evidence includes hair samples, footprints, and an eyewitness sighting by Sarah Palin.

  6. The man who jumped the White House fence on Friday evening has been identified as Omar Gonzalez. Shocking–a Hispanic able to jump a fence.

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