Hope he got a new card.


Scientists studying the remains of King Richard the Third of England say soldiers from an opposing army hacked him to death. Must mean they stole his identity, bought tons of stuff online with his credit card numbers and downloaded nude selfies from his cloud account.


Hope he got a new card. — 9 Comments

  1. I was Dancing with the Stars last night; two skanks that were basically bags of gaseous matter. My fault, really, for getting spaced-out at the Galaxy Bar.

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