BILL WILLIAMS says:
What’s nice about electric race cars: They can race all day, then blow dry your hair at night.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
What’s nice about electric race cars: They can race all day, then blow dry your hair at night.
What can you say about Joe Biden that hasn’t already been exhaustively covered by the latest USDA nutritional pamphlet on polenta?
Never joke about the size of your wife’s feet. Calling Sharon “Bigfoot” has put the kisquatch on any bedroom activities for the foreseeable future.
My girlfriend likes to wear leather. Yeah, it’s true, beauty can be skin-deep…
Rush Limbaugh says seducing a woman is an art. I’m guessing his art is the Icon. As in, “I conned another one.”
Obama’s Presidential Library could be in either, New York, Illinois or Honolulu. Among many presidential items on display will be Barack’s official limo. But don’t be shocked, because of security it’ll be hoodless.
I was on Jury Duty last week. Really didn’t say all that much during deliberations. Just a sentence, which was plenty.
Scientists studying the remains of King Richard the Third of England say soldiers from an opposing army hacked him to death. Must mean they stole his identity, bought tons of stuff online with his credit card numbers and downloaded nude selfies from his cloud account.
Batter your wife or girl friend — Get suspended without pay until reinstated.
Batter your child — Get suspended at full pay until reinstated,
The NFL has clearly defined how they consider the seriousness of both crimes.
Good pancakes require a thick batter, good crepes require a thin batter, whereas a good egg doesn’t need a batter at all.
Any word on where the $400 million Microsoft paid the NFL to require all the teams and their coaches to use the bloated virus magnets they call the “Surface”?
On air, some of the coaches still call them iPads, and considering all the money Microsoft spent to have them featured in use on the field, that’s
funny!