Summertime in Paris… — 15 Comments

  1. Denver Broncos receiver Wes Welker has been suspended four games after testing positive for amphetamines that were allegedly ingested when he was at the Kentucky Derby. The league did not test him for “Lasix” or “Bute”.

    Tom Brady was also at this year’s Derby but said he didn’t even notice Welker, who was 6 ½ lengths behind him in the beer lineup.

  2. An Indian woman was forced to marry a stray dog in a bizarre ceremony. Unfortunately, the dog cheated on the woman when he humped the maid of honor.

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