JERRY W says:
Since I read about David Beckham’s motorcycle crash in Hollywood, when someone says “Bend it like Beckham” I imagine a twisted up Harley Davidson.
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JERRY W says:
Since I read about David Beckham’s motorcycle crash in Hollywood, when someone says “Bend it like Beckham” I imagine a twisted up Harley Davidson.
DrinkMate fits in your smartphone and measures your blood alcohol level when you blow into it. Keeps you from driving drunk. It’s also great for lonely guys who aren’t getting any to hear they’ve had enough.
The Kardashian sisters believe oysters are an afrodisiac.
I told Sharon wanted to have a dress rehearsal for our honeymoon. She was pretty surprised when I wore the dress.
If a cruise ship full of lawyers was passing the shore of Japan when they had their big earthquake, and that boat was washed ashore with all those attorneys on it, would it be called a “Sue-Nami”?
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A 12-year-old girl and her 13-year-old boyfriend have become Britain’s youngest parents and intend to get married. They plan to write their own vows –in crayon–and will have their wedding reception at Chuck E Cheese.
Will they have their gift registry at “Toys “я” us”?
LOL, Jerry!
Celebs are upset about nude photos of themselves appearing on the Internet. I blame NASA for the space between their ears.
So, “No boots on the ground,” sounds pretty good. And then you begin to suspect the Pentagon has developed combat slippers.
When I take Vitamin C it makes me feel so…average.
Latest device is the square, smart watch. Geeks are asking, is it a computer, or a philosophy major peeping out of the basement window?
ISIS wants to rule the world. Only one problem. *Under that dress you can’t tell a goose step from a tush push.
There was a massive breakout at a juvenile prison in Tennessee. Fortunately, the guards quickly rushed in water cannons loaded with Clearasil.
Tropical storm Norbert has formed in the Pacific off Mexico. With a name like Norbert you know he got a lot of teasing and abuse from the other tropical storms. No wonder he used to be a tropical depression.
Good one, Terry!
Canada’s Dept of National Defense is preparing to buy 12 canine-mounted vests and camera systems for use in operations. So far tests have shown stunning super clear high definition pictures of every fire hydrant within a mile of the dog.
The Broncos Wes Welker was suspended four games for taking amphetamines. It’s the only time you will see Wes Welker and speed in the same sentence.
Werner Franz, the last surviving crew member of the Hindenburg disaster 77 years ago has died at the age of 92. Apparently his last words were: “Oh, the humanity”.