ASPCA would be after the Rhesus Phesus, though.

WILL the THRILL says:

I dated Ms. Witherspoon for a time, but ultimately I didn’t like being Reese’s monkey.


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ASPCA would be after the Rhesus Phesus, though. — 13 Comments

  1. One of Nicki Minaj’s backup dancers was bitten by a 6-foot-long boa constrictor during rehearsals for the VMA’s. Also days before the big show, Azalea slipped offstage while performing “Fancy” at a MTV benefit concert and rap mogul Suge Knight was injured in a shooting early Sunday at a West Hollywood nightclub for an unofficial pre-VMA party. So apparently it wasn’t just the backup dancer who was snakebit.

  2. One of Nicki Minaj’s backup dancers was bitten by a 6-foot-long boa constrictor during rehearsals for the VMA’s. Thankfully, she will be okay–and the dancer is also expected to fully recover.

  3. Women love shoes, and wearing perfume. So why not invent high heels that smell like Channel No. 5? “Patent Denied!”

  4. Pete Rose is hoping the new baseball commissioner will overturn his lifetime ban and allow him into the Hall of Fame. This is becoming a real obsession for Pete. If he really needs to be in a hall of fame he oughta apply to the Lance Armstrong Hall of Fame. Plenty of room there.

      • Charlie Hustle makes millions signing his name,
        Just can’t get into that Hall of Fame.
        Treats his misdeeds like a long lost toy,
        “Hey, I got over 4,000 hits, and I’ve been a good boy!”

  5. Breaking Bad” won the Emmy for Best Drama. It’s not to be confused with “Braking Bad”–a program about GM recalls.

  6. Swing coach Sean Foley said his split with Tiger Woods was “amicable.” Well, duh, does anyone think Tiger is stupid enough to anger someone who knows how to wield a golf club?

  7. “Breaking Bad” and three of its cast members won Emmy Awards Monday night. All those awards affirm the merits of “meth-head” acting.

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