WILL DURST says:
A new study shows beer helps prevent prostate cancer. So let’s stop calling them bars, and start referring to them as clinics.
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WILL DURST says:
A new study shows beer helps prevent prostate cancer. So let’s stop calling them bars, and start referring to them as clinics.
I took the Ice Bucket Challenge. OH THE SHRINKAGE!
New research suggests that dogs could soon be used to detect breast cancer. In fact, scientists have created a new breed especially for this purpose– the Tit Bull.
A man ate Taco Bell’s entire new Dollar Menu in one sitting. Since then he’s been sitting on the toilet.
I’ve been dating a trashy blonde. Truth be told, I have become something of a “bottom-feeder” if you feel me.
Will
Didn’t anyone ever tell you not to type with your mouth full?
Gotta love my wife. I asked her whether we could do The Nasty tonight: “Definitely maybe!”
Don Cherry took the ice bucket challenge. I always thought he got those suits dry cleaned.
Cleveland breaks record for foam finger sales in a week.
For Johnny Football’s next game, the opposition sidelines will be serving finger food.
A baseball autographed by 13 year old Little League pitcher Mo’Ne Davis is for sale at EBay, where bids have reached $500. It’s authentic as the autograph is written in crayon.
More and more restaurants are refusing to serve ketchup to customers. I wasn’t even aware of this trend–I guess I need to catch up.
A 6,000-year-old copper awl is the oldest metal object unearthed to date in the Middle East. The oldest metal objects in North America are the fillings in Larry King’s teeth. e