A dog is mayor of a bird town?

BILL WILLIAMS says:

A 7-year-old dog named Duke has been elected overwhelmingly Mayor of Cormorant, Minnesota. He won on the simple campaign slogan: “Only crack I’ll ever snort is, well, you know.”


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A dog is mayor of a bird town? — 10 Comments

  1. A disoriented whale has been spotted in an unlikely place–a Virginia river. Chris Christie needs to quit using Apple Maps.

  2. When I requested Taco Bell food to GO, they must have thought I needed their burrito to facilitate a bowel movement.

  3. A KFC diner found a dead fly buried in his chicken wing. He must have ordered the extra crispy. KFC = Kentucky Fly Chicken.

  4. Attractive young women say I have a “primitive sophistication,” which means I’m caveman-like with a decent bank account.

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