JERRY W says:
When asked if he was sure that the bloodmobile lab was completely destroyed, the RCMP Mounty said he was “F’n A Positive” about it.
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JERRY W says:
When asked if he was sure that the bloodmobile lab was completely destroyed, the RCMP Mounty said he was “F’n A Positive” about it.
An 87-year-old nudist is running for sheriff in Washington state. If he wins, he can proclaim that there is a nude sheriff in town.
Hahaha, one of your best GB!
Thanks, TC!
My wife told me: “Let’s take this outside!” Yawn, another picnic on the deck…
After the CIA admitted spying on them, the Senate was outraged. When it comes to us: not so much. Now I don’t know nothing, but pretty sure it should be the other way around.
It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.
You don’t see many female roadies, but my band has one who is Marshall-stacked.
Two elementary boys fighting over a frog agreed to share the green jumper. And these days, that is not too stabby.
The 113th Congress is in a 5 week recess. Only these guys would need to take a vacation from total inactivity. What do they do to relax? Slip into a coma?
In the “fire challenge,” teen boys set themselves on fire after dousing down with rubbing alcohol. This comes from too many geeks living in one basement. Nature always finds a way to thin the heard.
At our house, “bumping uglies” translates into rubbing noses, Eskimo-style. Whatdaya what, we’re in our sixties.
The Super Bowl Champion Seattle Seahawks were lucky their plane landed in Denver for tonight’s preseason game vs The Broncos. Throughout the flight; the players kept chanting “Omaha, Omaha!”.