Mcdonalds in Hong Kong reports that due to outdated meat allegedly sold, sales are plummeting. Customers still come back half an hour later, but only to use the toilet.
In order to drastically reduce mortgage costs, more and more people are purchasing tiny homes on wheels. There’s little risk of your home being underwater, unless you try to drive through a puddle.
A North Carolina restaurant gives a 15% discount to patrons who pray publicly before their meal. Conversely, I had 15% added to my check at a local greasy spoon because I prayed after my meal.
When asked if he was sure that the bloodmobile lab was completely destroyed, the RCMP Mounty said he was “F’n A Positive” about it.
LOL, Jerry!
There is a town in Florida named Hollywood. Maybe it’s populated by old, washed-up actors with blue hair.
Speaking of Florida, I don’t own any expensive alligator shoes, but my wife does have a pair of neon-green Crocs.
BREAKING NEWS! Charlie Sheen to buy the Gaza Strip and build a men’s club. No name change is planned.
Mcdonalds in Hong Kong reports that due to outdated meat allegedly sold, sales are plummeting. Customers still come back half an hour later, but only to use the toilet.
SEC coach Steve Spurrier disses the Big Ten. “Not so fast,” says Spurrier’s wife.
A farmer is haunted by the ghost of one of his roosters—a poultrygeist.
In order to drastically reduce mortgage costs, more and more people are purchasing tiny homes on wheels. There’s little risk of your home being underwater, unless you try to drive through a puddle.
A North Carolina restaurant gives a 15% discount to patrons who pray publicly before their meal. Conversely, I had 15% added to my check at a local greasy spoon because I prayed after my meal.
I’m assembling an IKEA couch. Sofa, so good!
Researchers have developed a mathematical equation to predict happiness. For Chris Christie, happiness = pi squared.