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The first-ever auction of Elvis Presley’s stuff is next month at Graceland. How times change. Then he was “The King.” Now, he’d just be another contestant on The Biggest Loser.


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  1. Centuries old skeletons were discovered buried underneath a Scandinavian church in “Ikea” bags. Each blue bag contained a note that read “Some assembly required”

  2. My wife went shopping and bought me T-shirts in XXXL. My feelings are hurt. She says not to worry about it: “They’re tagged ‘Athletic Fit.'”

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