GARY BACHMAN says:
The general manager of a minor league baseball team will get a prostate exam during the seventh inning stretch of an upcoming game. Unfortunately, the doctor will not be using one of those big foam fingers.
GARY BACHMAN says:
The general manager of a minor league baseball team will get a prostate exam during the seventh inning stretch of an upcoming game. Unfortunately, the doctor will not be using one of those big foam fingers.
Some British guy posted a spreadsheet online listing his wife’s excuses not to have sex. Or as she called it, the “no bread, no spread sheet.”
Dollar Tree is buying Family Dollar for $8.5 billion. I guess you really can’t anything for a dollar anymore.
Sandra Bullock turned fifty yesterday. She’s reached an age where “Gravity” means sagging breasts.
Stephen Hawking is reportedly ‘somewhat of a regular’ at a California strip club. He’s conducting important research on black holes.
…and Donald Sterling isn’t there, I take it.
Donald has researched black holes for so many years he’s received a degree in this field, a BS, I believe.
Might I suggest you try Zebra? It’s the other white (and black) meat.