For merit?


Girl Scouts of America can now earn the Barbie merit badge. As an added bonus, Mattel promises the first girl to reach 36-26-36 gets free Botox injections for life.


For merit? — 6 Comments

  1. I asked my wife how I rate as a Lover. She chuckled and said I’d make it in her “Hall of Honorable Mention.”

  2. A man had a stroke in his bathroom and had to drink toilet water for a week before being found. After being rescued, he had a strange craving for Kibbles ‘N Bits.

  3. Looking for a healthier lifestyle, I joined a gym and was assigned a beauiful, blond, female coach. It didn’t last. Turned out she was a rather Impersonal Trainer.

  4. The Canadian Football League is being sued by free-agent receiver Arland Bruce in the aftermath of a concussion he received in 2012. Bruce claims he is just trying to hit the nail on the head.

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