Sad but true. — 13 Comments

  1. My wife asked me to zip her up, and for one golden moment…I dreamed that the zipper was on her freaking mouth.

  2. A tree honoring George Harrison has died after being eaten by beetles. Hate to think about what happened to the tree honoring Three Dog Night.

  3. GM’s management has decided that it’ll be more efficient to have the factories equip all new GM cars with recall notices.

  4. The royal family has released previously unseen home videos. See the Queen trip and fall, watch Prince Charles fall off his horse, and more–all narrated by Tom Bergeron.

  5. An ESPN survey said Geno Smith is the worst starting QB in the NFL. But Smith says “by this time next year or the year after, I expect to be in the top 5.” Top 5 where? In New York?

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