BILL WILLIAMS says:
Smelling farts will prevent cancer, says a study done at the University of Exeter in England. Sounds like the promo for NBC’s newest show, “America’s Next Top Fart Smeller.”
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A fossilized dinosaur turd is being auctioned in LA. Sorry, but I’m not that big of a Larry King fan.
Bill Gates’ housecleaner was fired because she wouldn’t do windows.
Japanese men have a sailor-suit fetish on young girls. I think they look better on seamen.
we may not be able to fly but the consolation is we don’t have to carry the building blocks for our nests in our mouths.
Some people will look at me and say, Look at that stupid guy’s sunburned bald head. I prefer to think of myself as sporting a stylish Ferrari Red lid.
I think “bald” is a harsh term, my friends, both of them, know I prefer to be described as folically challenged. I have the same amount of hair on my head as I did when I was in highschool, it’s just that most of it has migrated to the inside of my nose and ears.