Ryan Seacrest’s calling.


Smelling farts will prevent cancer, says a study done at the University of Exeter in England. Sounds like the promo for NBC’s newest show, “America’s Next Top Fart Smeller.”


Ryan Seacrest’s calling. — 6 Comments

  1. Some people will look at me and say, Look at that stupid guy’s sunburned bald head. I prefer to think of myself as sporting a stylish Ferrari Red lid.

    • I think “bald” is a harsh term, my friends, both of them, know I prefer to be described as folically challenged. I have the same amount of hair on my head as I did when I was in highschool, it’s just that most of it has migrated to the inside of my nose and ears.

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