It didn’t help them any. — 8 Comments

  1. Deja Vu Of The Day: The way the SF Giants situational hitting is going, I think actually truth in advertising would be to refer to base runners as “men in double play position.” (Janice Hough — July, 2010)

  2. I like to shop at Dollar Stores. For a buck you can buy shampoo that smells like mutant jolly ranchers.

  3. In California, because of the historic drought, you get a $500 fine for using your hose without a nozzle. Sacramento got this bright idea from L.A.’s condom law for porn actors.

  4. Lately my wife has been throwing shade on me…Literally, the big bitch blocks out the sun on our deck.

  5. A TSA agent today asked for a reporter’s passport when the man showed him a District of Columbia driver’s license. Not realizing D.C. is actually part of the U.S. Wonder if the TSA agent told the guy his team should have beaten Brazil….

  6. If someone turned into Tuesday’s All-Star game who had never seen baseball before and didn’t know the players, they might have been forgiven for thinking “That poor Jeter guy, he must be dying?”

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