GARY BACHMAN says:
Barack Obama played pool Tuesday night in Denver. Critics said he was doing what he does best: hustling.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
Barack Obama played pool Tuesday night in Denver. Critics said he was doing what he does best: hustling.
I stink at flirting. Well, actually, that’s because I really stink.
A woman had to be hospitalized after she developed an allergic reaction to her husband’s semen. I can relate–I had an ex that was allergic to nuts.
Today is National Nude Day. Great day to go shopping–all clothes are 100% off!
But (no pun intended), it’s going to be sort of a difficult day for shoplifters.
LOL, Jerry!
Can a book about penguins fly off the shelves?
SpongeBob SquarePants turned 28. Time flies–I remember when he was SpongeBob SquareDiapers.
Is a Zombie a stiff drink?
Two bored auto mechanics devised a contest to see which one could screw on ten engine bolts the fastest. It was truly a “Clash of the Tightens.”
What do you call gay editor? A poof reader.
Giant African snails were seized at LAX. Sadly, they were the fastest moving things at the airport.
A woman torched a man’s car after he refused to buy her a McFlurry at McDonald’s. Apparently, the woman’s craving for ice cream was a burning desire.
Portia de Rossi reportedly recorded fights with wife Ellen DeGeneres. The video shows them dyking it out.