Get out of my way, kid!

JERRY W says:

Human trafficking is awful when it includes the elderly. I mean, how many miles should you follow that Buick with its left turn signal blinking before you start honking your horn and screaming?


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Get out of my way, kid! — 12 Comments

  1. A study found that smelling farts may be good for your health. Now we know Taco Bell’s next ad campaign.

  2. A corpse fell out of a coroner’s van and landed on a busy Pennsylvania roadway. Traffic came to a dead stop.

  3. Starting in July, visitors to the Simon Bolivar airport just north of Caracas, Venezuela, will have to pay 127 bolivars in tax, or about $17, to cover the cost of the airport’s new ozonation system.

    Of course, there will also be another added surcharge if you order any dish with beans in the Food Court.

  4. NBA owner Donald Sterling called his wife a “pig” in a courtroom this week. V. Stiviano immediately tweeted that it’s appears to be ok to bring a “pig” to a Clippers game, as long as it’s not black.

  5. Some World Cup teams were forbidden to engage in sexual activities during the tournament. How many Brazilian players do you think went “Offside” with that policy?

  6. “For your convenience, we have a free concrete calculator which can help you determine approximately how much concrete your job requires.” (Good luck picking it up.)

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