GARY BACHMAN says:
There’s a petition to rename Ronald Reagan National Airport after USA goalkeeper Tim Howard. Howard played on a team that managed only one win in four games. That would be like renaming O’Hare after the best player on the Cubs.
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If I don’t like ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,’ I’m going to throw feces at the screen.
Is it just a coincidence that Ronald Reagan Airport has so many people wandering around lost and trying to remember where it was that they were supposed to fly to?
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Dick Cheney’s in the news again! Here’s a guy that’s so crooked he has to screw his socks on and can’t actually say “cross my heart and hope to die” because he has no idea of where his heart actually is these days and the line waiting for him to die has a longer wait time than the one for Disney’s Space Mountain.
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Barack Obama has come under fire for not doing enough to stop the flow of illegals into this country. It didn’t help when today he proposed beefing up border security by employing the Brazilian soccer team.
Barack Obama played pool Tuesday night in Denver. Critics said he was doing what he does best: hustling.
Germany 7; Brasil 1. Serves that Brazil goalkeeper right for constantly yelling “Omaha, Omaha”.
Former “Baywatch” star Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce again. So guys, they’re available.
Sarah Palin recently referred to today’s politics as “incorrigibly disastrous.” Well, if anyone should be an expert on “incorrigibly disastrous…”
Ever notice most ads on Fox News are for erectile dysfunction and constipation? Apparently their viewers can’t get it up because they’re so full of crap.
I’m a “Cast Member” at Chuck E. Cheese. Yes, I wear a costume and dance around…it’s a living. When I get home at night, my wife likes to joke: “I smell a rat!” Comedy can be so cruel.
The Northeastern Institute of Cannabis in Massachusetts, a college for pot scholars, opens in the fall. What’s cool about the diploma is you can hang it on the wall, or smoke it.
Christian Mingle, where God promises to find you a wife. Not such a good idea. Last I heard He turned water into whiny women.