Take a bite out of crime. — 7 Comments

  1. On the 4th of July those who were careful with fireworks will still have two eyebrows, but with different test criteria, careful Armenians and other ethnic groups with a monobrow will still have all their fingers.

  2. My 24-year-old wife is 38-21-38, lithe, blonde, blue-eyed, and smart. Not to be overly critical, but she DOES have fat hair…

  3. J.K. Rowling has posted a new Harry Potter story on her website. In the story, Harry is quite a bit older, his hair is graying and, frankly, he’s having virility issues. The story follows his efforts to fill a prescription that will help make sure he’s ready when the moment is right. It’s called “Harry Potter and the Order of Cialis.”

  4. A Frontier Airlines pilot bought pizza in Wyoming using his own money for passengers that were waiting out a storm delay en route from D.C. to Denver. Jet Blue pilots moaned, “great, they’re gonna expect a 6 course meal due to the length of our flight delays.”

  5. Things have really changed on TV. Flipping through cable I found a show targeting Devil Worshipers: Route 666. All I can say is What the Hell?

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