The pope won’t ride a Pope-cycle!

TERRY ETTER says:

In a recent mass, Pope Francis denounced the Mafia, excommunicated its members and said the Catholic Church would use its full force to fight organized crime. Immediately afterwards, the Pope’s chauffeur installed a remote starter in the Popemobile.


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The pope won’t ride a Pope-cycle! — 13 Comments

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