Cruising to greater heights. — 6 Comments

  1. An Alaskan bear fell through a couple’s skylight in Alaska and feasted on cupcakes that they had put out for their child’s birthday party. The couple named the bear Salahi.

  2. is offering special membership perks to brainiac Mensa members. You get free WiFi, free coffee, and free gas for your Bunsen burner.

  3. House Speaker John Boehner is suing President Obama in what is clearly a lawsuit based on color. The Prez wants to stay with the Redskins. Boehner wants to go with, “The Washington Orangeskins.”

  4. The question fathers of teen girls have is: How long does it take to go from “Twerking Girl” to “Working Girl?”

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