GARY BACHMAN says:
A man is facing felony charges after allegedly throwing a football stuffed with heroin, marijuana, tobacco and three cell phones into a prison. The good news is he was signed by the Jets.
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The bad news is Donald Sterling’s career as an NBA owner is over. The good news is he’s being courted to run for Governor of Idaho.
All these stories about “reality star Jill Duggar’s wedding.” Since when did you become a star simply by virtue of having parents who breed like rabbits?
Yesterday Barack Obama ate a burrito bowl at a DC Chipolte’s. And here I thought the President supported a reduction in gas emissions.
This World Cup fever has gone too far. Last night I was just ready to score when my wife showed a red card and ejected me from the game … ”Unnatural positioning of hand during cuddling.”
Finnair added a unisex sauna to its new lounge in the Helsinki Airport. Big deal. We’ve had that here in America for years … It’s called, “waiting on the tarmac.”
My wife wants to vacation in Japan this Summer. I just don’t have the Yen to go there…
That’s how unfair life can be Will, you don’t have the yen and I can’t get rid of the yenta.