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  1. A baseball game in Juneau, Alaska was briefly delayed because a bear was roaming near the outfield fence. Apparently the bear assumed the CUBS were playing.

  2. Chris Christie yesterday called for a broader “pro-life” agenda–except, of course, for pigs, chickens, and cows.

  3. In a recent mass, Pope Francis denounced the Mafia, excommunicated its members and said the Catholic Church would use its full force to fight organized crime. Immediately afterwards, the Pope’s chauffeur installed a remote starter in the Popemobile.

  4. The Portugal – US soccer game ended in a tie. They say a tie is like kissing your sister. So at least there are a lot of happy men in Alabama.

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