TC in BC says:
Queen Elizabeth has bought a McDonald’s franchise. Not to be outdone, her husband Phillip has purchased a Burger King. Headline in The London Times: Phillip has a Whopper – God Save the Queen!!!!
TC in BC says:
Queen Elizabeth has bought a McDonald’s franchise. Not to be outdone, her husband Phillip has purchased a Burger King. Headline in The London Times: Phillip has a Whopper – God Save the Queen!!!!
A new website has posted the records of millions of Americans online for anyone to see. I’m amazed–how do they know about my Barry Manilow collection?
Today is the 20th anniversary of O.J. Simpson’s white Bronco car chase. I remember it was a slow news day.
June 16, 2014 was a great day. I remember it like it was yesterday.
I know a private eye who’s on Twitter — he’ll follow anyone you want for $200 a day plus expenses.
The drought in California is so bad, they’re using trucks to help salmon migrate upstream. The cost is pretty painful — a fin apiece. But the salmon are willing to pay it. They’re such chinooks.
Terry, do you think that the drivers of those trucks are working for scale?
I don’t believe it. Sounds like a fishy story to me. What do you think Jerry?
Seriously Bill, you had me hooked at “fishy”.
Salmonchanted evening.
What, no one’s going to try a “jail bait” joke?
Ever since I gave up drinking, I feel so…dehydrated.
Frankly, I wouldn’t give a fin for any of these jokes.
I just remembered some famous baseball players from my era: Chico Salmon and Warren Spawn.
If hypocrisy were a crime, it wouldn’t take an hour before every member of Congress was carted off to prison under the three strikes program.