Quaker Oats has a lot of fiber.

JERRY W says:

90 year old former president George H.W. Bush jumped out of a helicopter moments after he got a close look at his Quaker Oats guy lookalike wife Barbara. When he landed he said he was unhappy that someone had managed to put a parachute on him during his pre-jump nap.


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Quaker Oats has a lot of fiber. — 16 Comments

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  8. A giant Republican orange squirrel is following Hillary Clinton around to mock her. The creature is a composite of John Boehner, Karl Rove, and Donald Trump’s hairpiece.

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