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  1. A baby moose walked into the lobby of a Colorado hotel. He mistakenly thought he was entering a Moose Lodge.

  2. A Florida man was arrested for offering a salad in exchange for oral sex to an undercover officer. It was a pasta salad and he was arrested on a “pasta-tution” charge.

  3. A Florida man was arrested for offering a salad in exchange for oral sex to an undercover officer. He even offered to sweeten the deal by adding his own special dressing.

  4. Hillary Clinton says that women in politics have to have skin like a rhino. It must be true. Look at Nancy Pelosi.

  5. 71-year-old Harrison Ford will be piloting the Millennium Falcon in the next “Star Wars” movie. Unfortunately, he flies with the left turn signal on and takes up two parking spaces at the Tatooine Walmart.

  6. George H. W. Bush turned 90. He celebrated with a skydive and a martini. When he jumped his life flashed before his eyes … After the part about his son the president, that’s when he had the martini.

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