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  1. It’s Tuesday and California Chrome has still lost the Triple Crown … Don’t know his fate, but anyone want to guess “Super Glue?”

  2. Queen Elizabeth bought a McDonald’s. It’s right next to her castle at Windsor … She went with McDonald’s because she thought “Burger Queen” sounded too gay.

  3. Being married is a lot like playing guitar: There are plenty of strings attached, and an awesome amount of noise from her sound-hole.

  4. “Date Night” once meant excitement, clubs, drinks, chicks…Now it’s lonely Will, gumming a Fig Newton in bed at 9PM…trying not to wake Wifezilla.

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