JANICE HOUGH says:
Due to one player on the Los Angeles’ Dodgers Triple-A affiliate partially chewing off the ear of a teammate, the Dodgers clubhouse has now outlawed the phrase “Bite me.”
JANICE HOUGH says:
Due to one player on the Los Angeles’ Dodgers Triple-A affiliate partially chewing off the ear of a teammate, the Dodgers clubhouse has now outlawed the phrase “Bite me.”
It’s been a terrible Spring in Michigan, with all the mosquitoes. They’re running a near-constant STING operation in my backyard, and my SWAT team is failing miserably.
LeBron James scored a career playoff low 7 points in game 5 vs Indiana. Jacksonville Jaguars fans drooled when they heard that.
A Sandy Springs, Georgia woman is suing the city over a ban on sex toys. Grocery stores though out the city have signs posted on their windows stating “yes, we have no bananas”.
TC, the full quote is “Yes, we have no bananas over 8 inches in length because this is a Caucasian owned store”.
I once noticed in a Caucasian store that 2 little old ladies were deciding on purchasing a package of three Hillshire Farms Kolbassa sausage. When the clerk asked them if they really need three, the answer was – they planned to eat one.
Was that store in Kenosha, Wisconsin? If you didn’t already know, that’s the home of the Snap-On Tool company.
Residents of California’s north-east counties want to break off from the Golden State and form a new, 51st state. They’ll call it Jefferson, not after Thomas but after William, the 42nd president … Because they don’t want to “have sex” with that state anymore.
Apple just bought Beats for $3 Billion … Beats was started by rapper Dr. Dre, who now will be so rich he can buy P Diddy and give him a real name.
Google claims to be have the first true driverless car. Me thinks their ego is running a little wild … The first true driverless car was owned by Billy Joel.
Online dating is fraught with pitfalls. Some females post fake or out-of-date pictures to make themselves more attractive. I always insist on having a real phone call, so I can hear the woman’s voice. More than once during these conversations I’ve picked up the giveaway sound of kennel cough…