Start with George Washington.

WILL DURST says:

Dick Cheney wants Hillary Clinton held accountable for Benghazi. Yes. Indeed. You bet. Accountability is a brilliant idea, Mr. WMD. Let’s start chronologically.


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Start with George Washington. — 11 Comments

  1. My wife was a Drama Major, so I guess I shouldn’t be all that surprised by her daily dramatic scream when she removes her bra: “Release the Krackens!”

  2. Boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr. got into a fight with rapper T.I. at a burger joint in Las Vegas. I think T.I. should be grateful that he’s not T.U.

  3. A Japanese bakery claims their cookies will give women bigger boobs … Not clear if they mean breasts, or menfolk.

  4. Eighty years ago this month, Bonnie and Clyde were ambushed by the Feds. Things are easier for the cops now … They’d just wait for the couple’s GM car to crash and burn.

  5. Scientists are now using pigs for medical research … Which proves the old cliché: Everything is better with bacon. Even death.

  6. Astronomers say that Jupiter’s Giant Red Spot is shrinking. Either Jupiter is going through climate change or it’s been in cold water.

  7. Emma Watson, who played Hermione in the “Harry Potter” movies, had an armed bodyguard with her with she graduated from Brown University. Apparently, Brown is a “Wand-Free Zone.”

  8. South Carolina has named the Wooly Mammoth as its State Fossil. That job used to be held by Strom Thurmond.

  9. The University of Kansas has signed a basketball player from the Ukraine. The first thing he did was declare that his locker is part of Missouri.

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