Quisenberry was a submarine pitcher.

HARTLEY MILLER says:

The San Francisco Giants have placed pitcher Matt Cain on the DL after he sliced his finger while trying to cut a sandwich. When he returns to the lineup Cain plans on using his forkball.


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Quisenberry was a submarine pitcher. — 18 Comments

  1. Burger King has decided to retire its slogan “Have it your way.” The slogan however has been picked by the Obama administration to describe its policy toward Russia.

  2. Kicking off the comedy: “I’m feeling a Fairy Tale atmosphere in here…like I am surrounded by witches and trolls.”

  3. The New England Patriots have introduced a jersey “guarantee” whereas if the player leaves, you can trade in the jersey. Be sure to read the fine print, it says you get a Wes Welker one in exchange.

    A spokesperson for The New York Jets said they will not copy the policy as they wouldn’t know what to do with a million Sanchez jerseys.

  4. 77 year old Mary Tyler Moore’s eyesight is failing her. She has been fighting Type 1 Diabetes. The good news is that Ms. Moore is not tripping over the ottoman daily.

  5. Johnny Weir has been accused of attacking his husband Victor, scratching him with his nails. “If you really want to hurt him, hit him with your purse”, suggested Beyonce’s sister Solange.

  6. You can now text 911. Not a good idea for girls who stutter though … Texting “91” gets you Bill Clinton’s private iPhone.

  7. Due to one player on the Los Angeles’ Dodgers Triple-A affiliate partially chewing off the ear of a teammate, the Dodgers clubhouse has now outlawed the phrase “Bite me.”

  8. ‘Price Is Right’ viewers complained about President Obama interrupting show with speech about Veteran Affairs scandal. Next he should interrupt ‘Wheel of Fortune’ with a speech about global warming.

  9. I yearn for the good ol days when locking up a professional athlete meant signing him to a long-term contract.

  10. Burger King has decided to retire its slogan “Have it your way.” The slogan however has been picked up by the Obama administration to describe its policy toward Russia.

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