And NBA commissioner is named Adam Silver! — 13 Comments

  1. Like a lot of men my age, I need a tablet to achieve an erection. I’m so grateful for the porn sites on my Samsung Galaxy.

  2. Seattle announces plan for $15 minimum wage, highest in the nation. Finally Starbucks employees will be able to afford Starbucks coffee.

  3. A man was attacked when he tried to take a selfie with a squirrel. The man wasn’t seriously injured and decided not to press charges against Donald Trump.

  4. COMEDY FAN: Isn’t it scary to be on-stage?
    WILL: I don’t mind being ‘under the microscope.’ I’m a comic genus.

  5. They say this guy who owns the Clippers and doesn’t like black people has cancer. That made me feel bad. So I bought an Oreo and ate the white part.

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