“NBA is better off without Sterling,” Silver says.

WILL DURST says:

Although Donald Sterling was banned for life by the NBA, he was elevated to Imperial Lizardstick by the KKK.


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“NBA is better off without Sterling,” Silver says. — 15 Comments

  1. A man ate part of his wife’s placenta cooked in a taco. In related news, Taco Bell acknowledged their meat is only 88% beef.

  2. Jameis Winston was suspended from FSU’s baseball team after being cited for shoplifting in Tallahassee. Winston may be a kleptomaniac–last month he also stole three bases.

  3. Donald Sterling also received a lifetime ban from Nevada’s Bunny Ranch brothel where 20% of the prostitutes are African American. Good news– more blacks he will no longer be screwing.

  4. Heisman Trophy winner Jameis Winston of Florida State was arrested after he was caught shoplifting crabs. Hope he didn’t stuff them down his pants without wearing an athletic supporter.

  5. Headline in a local paper: “Man who had sex with intellectually disabled woman loses appeal.” He probably wasn’t too appealing to begin with.

  6. Our area was just named one of the most air-polluted in the U.S. We already knew that. You meet a friend eating an ice cream cone and think: is that chocolate or just look like it is?

  7. When it rains it pours … This time Donald Sterling is in trouble for grazing his negro players at Forrest Lawn.

  8. Word on the street is Oprah might buy the Clippers. And wouldn’t it be great for the sport and TV … Oprah would explain to the girlfriends why they became a bad prospect in the last draft lottery.

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