WILL the THRILL says:
I stumbled into a bar populated by plenty of young, female cops. Very quickly, it was clear that I was a person of dis-interest.
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WILL the THRILL says:
I stumbled into a bar populated by plenty of young, female cops. Very quickly, it was clear that I was a person of dis-interest.
Should’ve tried to cop a plea for a date.
A Texas teacher was arrested for giving a 15-year-old student a birthday lap dance. Inclement weather prevented her from also doing a striptease dance using the flagpole.
My niece’s sixth grade sex education class was held during first period.
So, let me get this straight. Jodie Foster has married Ellen’s Ex. Better give this woman some space. I suggest a Panic Womb.
Yeah Will, but be sure it has a nice window because I hear that Jody prefers a womb with a view….
A South Carolina Republican candidate for Lieutenant Governor wants to get rid of public education, because the Bible doesn’t mention it. He said this on the radio.
George Clooney got engaged. He plans to marry as soon as his fiancee graduates from high school.
He got engaged to Sarah Palin?