BILL WILLIAMS says:
Astronomers have discovered what they say is the most Earth-like planet yet … It’s so Earth-like, Goldman Sachs has moved some off-shore money there.
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BILL WILLIAMS says:
Astronomers have discovered what they say is the most Earth-like planet yet … It’s so Earth-like, Goldman Sachs has moved some off-shore money there.
A Tennessee teen was arrested with a loaded gun stashed in her vagina. There has to be a safer place to conceal her weapon–sometimes you have to think outside the box.
She got in a fight as soon as they put her in jail, she wasn’t much of a wrestler but you should have seen her box.
Barstool Sports: I can tell if a girl is a prostitute immediately, when she continues talking to me after I buy her a drink…
A girl gave Michelle Obama her father’s resume, saying he hadn’t had any work in three years. “Honey, you didn’t have to do that” said Joe Biden.
The NFL has just come out with its 2014 schedule. This should give players ample time to schedule meetings with their probation officers.