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  1. Old age is when you lie in bed so your wife can give you a really good back massage and it isn’t foreplay anymore.

  2. Miley Cyrus was hospitalized yesterday for a severe allergic reaction. Doctors determined it was job-related. She’s allergic to twerk.

  3. Two lovely girls, 1/3 my age, wiggled by in Yoga pants. I turned to catch their sneering faces, and hot, cross, bunns.

  4. The primary election must be coming up because the politicians’ yard signs are sprouting up. In my neighborhood I’ve seen signs that say “Jim Johnson for Commissioner” and “Mary Miller for Auditor.” And some signs for a guy named Coldwell Banker who’s running for Sale.

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