Offspring of Mickey Mouse and Andy Rooney. — 12 Comments

  1. An obese man had to be rescued when he fell in his Florida home and was unable to move. In related news, Florida experienced another sinkhole.

  2. Conjoined twins in India said they don’t wish to be separated despite advice from doctors to consciously uncouple.

  3. I went to see “Draft Day” on Friday, but after standing in line for fifteen minutes I was overcome by an irresistible need to burn my ticket.

  4. I offered my condolences to a geek friend about her Uncle’s recent demise. “Thanks,” she replied. “He was encrypted last Friday.”

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