Roses are red, Pills are blue… — 16 Comments

  1. Reminds me of that old Cole Porter song, “Love for Sale.” So long as it doesn’t last more than 4 hours. Or so I’ve been warned.

  2. A Russian spacecraft successfully docked with the International Space Station. The cosmonauts then annexed the laboratory.

  3. Arizona parents allegedly starved their son so they could continue to pay their Netflix subscription. Ironically, their favorite rental was The Hunger Games.

  4. A man fooled a town in England into thinking he was their mayor by setting up a fake Twitter account. If only a similar ruse would explain Rob Ford.

  5. Millions of people around the world will turn off their lights at 8:30 pm tonight in honor of “Earth Hour”. However, hockey fans in Vancouver and Toronto are not expecting their teams to play Lights Out tonight, or any other night.

  6. A Gallup poll says the happiest city in America is Provo, Utah. It’s happy because of Utah’s polygamy law, but not for the reason you think … Provo just enacted a “Stand Your Ground” toilet seat ordinance.

  7. In Honolulu it’s part of a cop’s job to have sex with prostitutes … Ha! Ha! The cops get paid to screw the girls, but not as much as the girls get paid to screw the cops.

  8. Girls don’t like it when guys just want a One Night Stand. Hey, I prefer to think of it as a Catch & Release policy.

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