Who got the commission? — 11 Comments

  1. Cher is on tour again. And it was dead simple to get in her band … All you needed was an instrument to play, and an organ donor card made out to Cher.

  2. An Alaska petition seeking secession back to Russia got 10,000 signatures in three days. Wow, Alaskans must really despise our government or they have grown weary of all those “Sarah Palin can see Russia from her house” jokes.

  3. Aborted babies were reportedly incinerated to heat UK hospitals. Ironically, the hospitals claimed the right to light.

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