Yeah, man. — 16 Comments

  1. Seattle area veterinarians said the legalization of recreational marijuana has led to a rise in canine pot ingestion. It has also led to a rise in milkbone ingestion.

  2. Kendall Jenner took to Instagram to share a picture of herself in Calvin Klein underwear–which she borrowed from her father.

  3. When my bank teller wife and I went away for a romantic weekend, she was actually hoping for a “stick-up” in the bedroom.

  4. Mark Zuckerberg apparently has called President Obama to complain about the U.S. government’s surveillance program. Guess he believes collecting personal data on Americans should be left to the private sector.

  5. Regarding that billion dollar prize for picking the winners of every March Madness game, the odds of getting it right are apparently 1 in 9 quintillion. Yes, curiously enough the same odds of the Cubs winning the World Series.

  6. The audience at my comedy gig last night must have included quite a few movie buffs. That would explain them tossing plenty of Rotten Tomatoes my way.

  7. Quiznos sandwich chain has filed for bankruptcy protection. They’re registered trademark is “MMMM….Toasty” They should probably drop the letter “y”.

  8. Saudi Arabia has issued a list of 50 names banned for cultural or religious reasons. I had no idea there were that many Kardashians.

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