WILL DURST says:
11% of Americans believe that HTML is a sexually transmitted disease. And you know what; they may be right.
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WILL DURST says:
11% of Americans believe that HTML is a sexually transmitted disease. And you know what; they may be right.
I met this randy blonde from Kentucky. You’ve got to love mount’n women…
A big hit on the internet is a trick golf shot by two teens. I could care less about a sport in which the loser gets to hit the ball the most?
Hillary may be capable but she is not lovable. As cuddly as a stainless steel teddy bear filled with angry wasps. And the welds are starting to crack. Makes Maggie Thatcher look huggable. Now.
GOOD: Chicken Broth.
NOT GOOD: Chicken Brothel.
(What the cluck..?)
Rumor has it that there is a sex tape in circulation starring Johnny Carson. I wonder if Ed McMahon does a audio voiceover – “Heeeeeeerrrrre Comes Johnny!”
The Sbarro pizza restaurant chain, which is mostly found in food courts, has filed for bankruptcy. I found their food to be Sbrutal.
Starbucks is introducing an app that will let customers tip “digitally”. I’m surprised. When you hand over $13 for 2 coffees, isn’t a 20% tip already included?
Vancouver Canucks hockey tickets are being had for as little as $40 each. If you’re really lucky, when the guy gives you the ticket and the 40 bucks, he’ll throw in a parking pass as well.
Cowboys released DeMarcus Ware and Miles Austin, then Jason Hatcher signs with Redskins. DE Anthony Spencer may be next to go. Looks like it’s the “Dallas Sellers Club”. “alright alright alright”, says everyone outside of Dallas.
Somehow “12 EZ Payments of $297.99” ended up costing me thousands of queasy dollars…
Chris Christie has banned the sale of Tesla cars in New Jersey. He’s not really against the company per se … It’s just too much not being able to see your shoelaces AND all those extension cords.