WILL the THRILL says:
If Bladerunner gets away with murder, I might just consider running with scissors.
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WILL the THRILL says:
If Bladerunner gets away with murder, I might just consider running with scissors.
Taylor Swift has reportedly cut off Selena Gomez for taking back Justin Bieber. Will Taylor Swift’s next album include a song about Selena Gomez?
A security video caught real estate agents using a New Jersey house for a sexual encounter. The woman kept yelling, “Location, location!
Perfect.
The trial of Oscar Pistorius isn’t going well, his own lawyer was heard to say “My client doesn’t have a leg to stand on”. In a related story, Paul McCartney’s ex wife, A.K.A. Pogo Ono, has volunteered to file an amicus curiae (friend of the court) brief to give Pistorius a leg up.
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Justice Department: “What did you think when you started getting reports of problems with the ignition switch in some of your cars?”
GM: “I don’t recall.”
Website facelift is sweet! Also, RE: GM Ignition Recall…”What’d you think we are, a turnkey operation??”
RE: GM Ignition Recall…”What’d you think we are, a turnkey operation??”
“Hey, don’t get me started!”
Being of a certain age, sometimes I need a jump start.
Because you cannot “unsee” the video, do NOT look up Tobit Software and view their pole-dancing female robots. At $39,000 each, these are kind of mind-searing in their stupidity.
Anthony Weiner finally found his true calling. Moved to San Francisco and became a docking station.
Thanks, Bill!